We were driving in the car, running what seemed like an endless number of errands, when I had a conversation with one of the boys that pretty much summed up the way my entire day was going. It went like this:
Mom!
What?
Mom!
What?
Mom!
What?
Mom!
What?!
Mom!
What?!!
Mom!
WHAT!?
MOM!!
MOM!!
WHAT?! WHAT!?!! WHAT!!??!!!!!!
ummmmmmmmm...........
OH MY GAWD!
Are you kidding me? After all that, and you've got nothing?! For a few minutes there, I considered channeling Linda Blair from the exorcist -- rotating my head 360 degrees on my shoulders while spewing all kinds of vileness from my mouth.
But you know how I handled it instead? I ate 1/2 a box of assorted chocolates.
Yeah, baby.
20 pieces.
AND IT WAS SO WORTH IT.
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