Landis is a LONG bath taker. He's always messing around in the tub, never really getting down to the business of washing his hair or his body unless you go in and nag him every 5 minutes.
Look. I'm all for a good soak too. But can we wash first, THEN soak? Please? It would make my night easier. And contrary to what Landis obviously believes, I don't enjoy being a nag.
So the other night, after I'd been in the bathroom a few times reminding him to actually WASH himself, I went back in to see if there was a snowball's chance in Hell that he'd decided to follow instructions.
He was laying as far down in the tub as he could, ears underwater, eyes closed.
"Landis?" I say.
His eyes open.
"Have you actually washed yourself?"
"Really?" I ask him skeptically.
"Yes." He says as he sits up.
"Did you wash your hair?"
"Did you wash your body?"
"Everywhere?" I ask. Because let's face it......He likes to do a half-assed job.
"Yes EVERYWHERE!" he replies, clearly exasperated with me and my questions. "Even my VAGINA!"
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3 years ago